said no one ever: you're really cute let's date
i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
I’m a terrible human being because I forgot to get one of my best friends a birthday present and her birthday was last Saturday…
I hate when I invite my friends to do something and one of them responds with “thanks for inviting me”. What do I say to that? “You should be thankful for being able to bask in my flawless presence”.
daddyfuckedme: wake me up when i become relevant
foxnewsofficial: i think my self-esteem must listen to flo rida because it’s always getting low
If you don’t fangirl when I reblog from you, you better start sorting out your priorities
actual 10 more followers until my next hundred :D and also i apologize for hardly posting anything at all recently. i run two separate blogs and i’ve been spending a lot of time on my other one.
It’s August tomorrow and this entire summer I’ve really only hung out with the same 3 friends and we always only hang out together so basically I’ve only really seen the same three people all summer.
I haven’t watched much of the Olympics this year but the male swimmerS AND THE GYMNASTS DANGNGGGGG
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin